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That is all

Posted: October 25, 2011 by kingofgob in Comedy, Complaining, General, Guides, Skins


Jarvan Syndrome

Posted: September 27, 2011 by xenocidebrm in Champions, Complaining, Metagame

After a humiliating defeat where I was complaining about OP champs and METAGOLEM, Jisho23 commented that I hated all champions except the three that I play. Instead of trying to explain myself to just him, I figured I’d bring to light a problem that most of the community is rather tired of. I speak, of course, of Jarvan Syndrome. (more…)

Malzahar does not have infinite mana. He is just like every other AP carry. So, Junglers give him blue buff if you want him to win his lane and carry you to victory.

Read more for details.


Wow, it has been a while. I hadn’t really played much due to moving (and life in general) but over the last week I’ve started to get a couple games in and now I do have something to talk about.

And yeah, TheWoebringer will probably get mad at me for this.

And everyone else who writes on this blog…

This is just a general observation, noting how things work even at my sub-par elo (~1100 if anyone was curious, but I’ve been pulled into as high as 1300-1400 and its no different there). Firstly, do NOT take TheWoebringer’s advice. Any player if they want to do a draft should have a good number of different champs under their belt and should be capable of picking for team comp. But past the basic team roles have some and idea of what you should or should not pick. If your team is CC light, don’t take a champ who requires that kind of support. If the enemy team is bruiser heavy or has Tryn, take an extra exhaust.  And for the love of god don’t take clarity because it seldom helps. Usually you can get away with not having certain team roles filled if you have champions that work well together. (more…)

You suck at LoL

Posted: September 11, 2011 by drhooble in Comedy, Complaining, General, Metagame

You suck at LoL. Let me explain though. We all suck at LoL. There are roughly 100 people who play this game who can say they don’t suck. Everyone else sucks. The best you can hope for in LoL is to be considered bad. You’re simply not good and you suck. Now why am I pointing this out? Because you suck, yet, you get angry. And not only angry but really angry, like shouting in real life angry, furiously typing in caps angry, turning red angry. You get so angry that people in both the game and real life tell you to calm down. But you won’t because it’s not your fault! It’s that faggot Udyr’s fault! It’s that fucking Shaco’s fault! It’s that shitty Amumu’s fault! Not yours! Nope! Even if it isn’t your fault you still get un-be-lievebly angry. Super frustrated at something you can’t control. (more…)

This One’s For You Jisho

Posted: August 23, 2011 by xenocidebrm in Complaining, Jungling, Laning
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Learning to Tower Dive

Posted: July 31, 2011 by qqwerthy in Complaining, Metagame

I got a mission for all No Elo readers. Tower dive your heart out this week.

You should not be scared of towers. You also shouldn’t be retarded around them.

Now that I got that out of the way, let’s learn how to tower dive safely.